“While in the merry month of September from me home I started,
Left the girls of Tuam so sad and broken hearted,
Saluted father dear, kissed me darling mother,
Drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother,
Then off to reap the corn, leave where I was born,
Cut a stout black thorn to banish ghosts and goblins;
Bought a pair of brogues rattling o’er the bogs
And fright’ning all the dogs on the rocky road to MOCAMBO.”
-SAID THE DRIVER OF DILSHAN HEMNANI after being ousted from the “so called” posh diner on Park Street. The poor chauffeur was “supposedly” shabbily dressed as marked by the officials of the personal biscuit makers of Queen Elizabeth.
This man was denied entry to this restaurant because of his dress and inability to speak English.
These are the people who watch nothing but Set Max on Sooryavansham (you read that right) at night while having Rajma Chawal and behave like Colin Firth in Kingsman the next morning.
They must take some kind some kind of pills (remember Matrix?) in between to undergo such a drastic change in such a short period of time.
Even if the dress makes a tiny bit of sense, the fact that inability of speaking English is actually taken into consideration is just mind-blowing!
I feel like barging into that place, hold a knife at some guy’s throat and ask about the difference between “your” and “you’re”!
How can this be a thing in a third world country like ours!
Look at Germany, Russia, China… they use their own language and just look at their development!!
Then there’s us who await the premier of “Mem Bou” in Star Jalsha.
No wonder they wanted “Dugna Lagan”!
For the sake of the conspiracy theorists, let’s consider the stuff on social media to be true!
The Restaurant Page has allegedly stated that the people who use the vernaculars are either uneducated or belongs from a backward society….
I won’t say much about this but this is why Suarez bites people and Ranjit Mullick calls Koel for the much dreaded “belt”!
Rabindranath had once met an old friend when he was in England, he was blabbing in English all the time, after he finished Rabindranath calmly said
“Alas! You didn’t learn English properly and forgot Bengali as well”
Apply cold water on that burnt area bro; they don’t call him Kabiguru for nothin’!
This is exactly the case of our present day society; we have become oblivious to our moral code and mother tongue but have adopted an alien culture in a rather obscure manner.
Enough said, gimme a break already!
Excuse me please while I gently put on my Oxford’s, button my Louis Vitton, and leave for our very own KAKU’R CHA r DOKAN…
P.S-They only serve Earl Grey!
I hope that you’re hale and hearty and consumin’ no ale.
Thus far and no further, more when we meet at Starbucks!
(removes the bowler hat)
-THE CYNICAL GOBBLEDEGOOKER
(Lyrics used at the start is that of-