Before furnishing me with a garland made of various invectives from every part of speech, allow me to justify myself.
No! This special message won’t have pixelated beams shooting from every possible direction of the screen. So, what is it?
At the swansong of the years that has gone by and those that are going to go by, people have and will stuff their heads with unnecessary optimism, as if the next year is going be a Karan Johar movie. Nothing different is the scenario this year, as the end beckons the same scripted statuses spring up on Facebook displaying their empyreal will power.
(I am not even mentioning the messages on Whatsapp, by the way, Who invented GIFs? If you know him/her(to please the feminists) Kindly inform him/her to meet me on the sidewalk.)
People have hopes in such height that even gravity can’t help but be seduced to make it come crashing down. Clearly, that does not happen and it’s the root cause of unhappiness in our lives.
P.S- Ardent John Oliver fans know what I am talking about by now
Take 2016 for example, which is an embodiment of the word ‘disappointment’.
Let’s roll back a little bit in not a very chronological manner, shall we?
(Didn’t have much of a choice there did you?)
2016’s feathers in its cap were,
Unleashing the deadly Zika virus and threatening the foetuses, actually, you did a generous deed here, you spared the pain of those to enter this hell on earth a.k.a 2016.
All the merciless hate crimes that you unleashed upon thousands of innocents in the name of God.
That Migrant Crisis bro?
Why do you need to clear so much space in the middle east?
For Rohit Shetty to blow up cars? Huh?
And why did you exactly collapse that bridge? Needed a new Slide?
And, man oh man oh man… I am not getting into Politics…. What were you smokin’ man?
I don’t who was the script writer for this year but I must this that you’re no less than a sadist, taking away all our beloved people: our sorrow makes you sneer doesn’t it?
The entire year was nothing but a never ending funeral!
I won’t give a big list, but no matter what u try, we will remember them, “ALWAYS”!
That wasn’t even 2016 in a nutshell! You still have hopes for 2017?
So, please don’t have so many expectations for this year, think of it as the worst year ever! Come What may, we will survive as we always have!
But, I won’t take this rant any further coz I found this on google,
I’m Jus Sayin! xD
I finally I can say….
A VERY VERY UNHAPPY NEW YEAR
Please make way, I need to listen to my ‘Angel’ once more to see ‘Eye to Eye’ again!
Hodor! Please hold the door for me, I need to get out
Carryminati,EIC,Youtube Spotlight,Watch Mojo,Actualol,Last Week Tonight,Syracuse.com
and Google Images.